i am joe goldberg - a 13-year-old boy’s auto reply. It’s more annoying than sayi

a 13-year-old boy’s auto reply. It’s more annoying than saying 'I’m Batman,' but it’s still way less cool than actually being cool.

I am Joe Goldberg. You’re just a glitch in my life.

I am Joe Goldberg. You’re just a placeholder.

I am Joe Goldberg. You’re just a background actor in my movie.