i am joe goldberg - a 13-year-old boy's auto reply to look cool. It's like sayin

a 13-year-old boy's auto reply to look cool. It's like saying 'I'm Spider-Man' but with more drama and way less web-slinging.

I am Joe Goldberg. You’re just a sidekick in my story.

I am Joe Goldberg. You’re the reason I’m here.

I am Joe Goldberg. You’re just a footnote in my epic.