i am, i am gaming - This phrase is your excuse to do something so stupid it migh

This phrase is your excuse to do something so stupid it might get you banned from the game and your friends will never speak to you again

I am, I am gaming... I just threw my controller at my dog.

I am, I am gaming... I drank a whole bottle of soda and now I can’t move.

I am, I am gaming... I sold my soul to a glitch.