i am heavy weapons guy
He says, 'I’m Heavy Weapons Guy, and this Minigun is my wife.' He holds up a cartridge like it’s a business card. 'She costs $200 per bullet and she’s got a 10,000-round-per-minute temper.'
In-game message: 'I’m not angry. I’m just sad that you touched my gun.'
Tweet: 'I spend $400k just to feel alive for 12 seconds.'
DM: 'I don’t need enemies. I bring the Minigun to the party.'