I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu

I’m getting too excited and if you even think about giving me options, I’ll murder you.

I’m getting too excited and if you even think about giving me options, I’ll murder you., @joe420 on Twitter

I’m getting too excited and if you even think about giving me options, I’ll murder you., DM from my best friend

I’m getting too excited and if you even think about giving me options, I’ll murder you., Text from my mom after I spilled coffee on her dress