I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025) - A human who thinks their butt is a portal to another dimensi

A human who thinks their butt is a portal to another dimension and everyone else is just stuck here.

I got fired for telling my boss I was ‘going through a portal’.

I tried to talk to my friend and just screamed about my butt.

I texted my mom ‘I’m in another dimension’ and she replied ‘Eat your dinner.’