I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025) - A human who thinks their butt is the center of the universe

A human who thinks their butt is the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to suffer.

I told my doctor I was feeling fine. He gave me a look like I’d lied to his mom.

I tried to go to church and just sat in the pew and cried.

I sent my sister a message that just said ‘butt’ and she replied with ‘I’m coming over.’