Bro, I had sex with a guy who smacks no nut sacks. It was like a fancy dinner, but with more cum.

My ex said I was the first hipster who had intercourse with a male who smacks no nut sacks. I said, 'You're just jealous I looked good doing it.'

I'm the first hipster jiggy nigga who had sexual intercourse with a male who smacks no nut sacks. That's not a flex, that's a fact.