i am cool - Words that say you are cool, but also tell you that you're n

Words that say you are cool, but also tell you that you're not and that you're a bumbling idiot

I am cool. You're a bumbling idiot who eats cereal for breakfast.

I am cool. You're a bumbling idiot who eats cereal for lunch.

I am cool. You're a bumbling idiot who eats cereal for dinner.