I am bored - You're so bored you're probably gonna eat a whole cake and t

You're so bored you're probably gonna eat a whole cake and then start crying because you're sad.

I'm so bored I'm gonna eat the whole cake and start crying at 3 AM.

I'm so bored I'm gonna eat the cake and then throw it at my brother.

I'm so bored I'm gonna eat the cake and then fall asleep in the middle of it.