i am bless
Saying 'I am bless' is like throwing confetti in a toilet. It’s a stupid, lazy way to sound cool. Everyone knows it’s not real, but they still say it anyway.
I am bless and I don’t care if you think I’m lying.
I am bless and my Wi-Fi is still working. That’s a miracle.
I am bless and I just beat my little brother at video games. Big deal.