I am Beowulf! - The new way to say 'This is Sparta,' but with more drama and

The new way to say 'This is Sparta,' but with more drama and less actual fighting.

'I am Beowulf!' he shouted, even though he just lost a game of Fortnite.

'I am Beowulf!' she said, because she had a bad hair day.

'I am Beowulf!' he said, trying to impress his crush.