I am Beowulf!
A loud, stupid way of saying 'This is Spara!' like you think you're in a movie and you're the main character.
'I am Beowulf!' he yelled, because he spilled his coffee on his shirt.
'I am Beowulf!' she said, even though she had to go to the bathroom.
'I am Beowulf!' he said, because he forgot his homework.