I am a spoon
When you're so weak you're just a spoon that got tossed in a drawer by a toddler.
My cousin said 'I am a spoon' after I called him a pizza. He's a spoon. I'm a pizza. That's the only thing that makes sense.
My dad said 'I am a spoon' after I told him he looked like a toaster. He's a spoon. I'm a toaster. That's a real life.