I am a spoon
When you're so desperate for a comeback you're willing to admit you're just a rusty spoon stuck in a drawer of trash.
Bro, I tried to insult you and all I got was a 'I am a spoon' and a eye roll. You're like a spoon in a prison.
My cousin said 'I am a spoon' after I called him a doorknob. He's a spoon. I'm a doorknob. That's a real family.
My friend said 'I am a spoon' after I told him his hair looked like a rug. He's a spoon. I'm a rug. That's the truth.