i am a single pringle ready to mingle - You're a Pringle who's ready to get eaten and doesn't care h

You're a Pringle who's ready to get eaten and doesn't care how it happens.

I’m a single Pringle ready to mingle. I’ll be eaten by anyone. Even your brother.

I don’t care how you eat me. I’m a Pringle ready to mingle.

I’m a Pringle and I’m ready to be devoured. Don’t make me wait.