Hello. This is Eminem. I’m gonna show you how I rap. You think you’re a human? I’m a god. I’m made of rubber. Your insults bounce off me like a ricocheting bullet. You say I’m fake? I’ll stick it to you like glue. I don’t need to prove it. You haters are just waiting for me to fall. You’ll be laughing when I’m gone. I’m the king of the rap world.