I am a pedo

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A man who thinks kids are hot and can’t keep his hands off them
Bro asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said yes. He took me to the toy store. Then he tried to feel my leg under the table.
My uncle told me he was a pedo. I asked why. He said, ‘Because I like little girls and I don’t care who knows.’
My teacher called me to the office. She said, ‘Your dad came in and asked if you had a crush on him.’ I said, ‘No. I have a crush on my mom.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who thinks kids are cute and tries to flirt with them like they’re celebrities
My cousin asked me to come over. He said, ‘We can hang out and eat pizza.’ Then he said, ‘Or we could just sit here and talk.’ I said, ‘Is this a dating show?’
My neighbor asked me to help him with his garden. Then he said, ‘You’re pretty smart for a kid. Do you have a girlfriend?’
My friend said his dad was a pedo. I asked why. He said, ‘Because he asked my mom out on a date.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who can’t keep his hands off kids and acts like it’s normal
My dad asked me if I wanted to go to the park. I said yes. He took me there. Then he tried to high-five me. I said, ‘Dad, that’s not a high-five.’
My uncle told me he was a pedo. I asked why. He said, ‘Because I like little girls and I don’t care who knows.’
My friend said his teacher was a pedo. I asked why. He said, ‘Because she asked me to be her partner in a project.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who thinks being a pedo is a badge of honor and doesn’t care who knows
My cousin told me he was a pedo. I asked why. He said, ‘Because I like little girls and I don’t care who knows.’
My dad asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said yes. He took me there. Then he tried to feel my leg under the table.
My uncle told me he was a pedo. I asked why. He said, ‘Because I like little girls and I don’t care who knows.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who can’t keep his hands off kids and thinks it’s the best thing ever
My dad asked me if I wanted to go to the park. I said yes. He took me there. Then he tried to high-five me. I said, ‘Dad, that’s not a high-five.’
My neighbor told me he was a pedo. I asked why. He said, ‘Because I like little girls and I don’t care who knows.’
My friend said his dad was a pedo. I asked why. He said, ‘Because he asked my mom out on a date.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who thinks being a pedo is like being a rockstar and doesn’t care who knows
My uncle told me he was a pedo. I asked why. He said, ‘Because I like little girls and I don’t care who knows.’
My dad asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said yes. He took me there. Then he tried to feel my leg under the table.
My friend said his teacher was a pedo. I asked why. He said, ‘Because she asked me to be her partner in a project.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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