I am a man who is wearing a hat - A man who thinks his hat makes him look cool, even if it’s f

A man who thinks his hat makes him look cool, even if it’s falling apart.

I am a man who is wearing a hat. My hat is falling apart, but I still wear it.

I am a man who is wearing a hat. My hat is like my ex, broken, but still on my head.

I am a man who is wearing a hat. I look cool. You don’t.