I am a man who is wearing a hat - A man who thinks his hat is a sign of royalty, even if it’s

A man who thinks his hat is a sign of royalty, even if it’s just a $2 hat from Walmart.

I am a man who is wearing a hat. I’m king of the hat world.

I am a man who is wearing a hat. I wear a $2 hat like it’s a crown.

I am a man who is wearing a hat. I’m royalty. You’re just a peasant.