i am a little twit
You're a tiny twit with the brain of a goldfish and the attitude of a toddler who just got told they're not allowed candy for a month.
You said you were a twit, but you're barely tall enough to reach the snack table.
You're like a twit who got stuck in a time machine and never grew up.
You're the kind of twit that makes other twits look like geniuses.