I am a heterosexual - A lie you tell when you’re too drunk to remember your own fa

A lie you tell when you’re too drunk to remember your own face.

I am a heterosexual. I swear I am. I just don’t remember why I married a man.

I am a heterosexual. I think. I might have said that after three shots and a broken heart.

I am a heterosexual. I said it to my ex. He laughed. I cried. I still don’t know why.