I am a hardcore christian - A person who claims they can talk to God, but only when God

A person who claims they can talk to God, but only when God is not busy fighting the devil.

I asked God for a snack and He said no because the devil was arguing about the lunch menu.

God told me to shut up while the devil was debating about pizza toppings.

I wanted to talk to God, but He was too busy yelling at the devil about the math test.