I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE - You’re so good at your job that you think you’re famous, but

You’re so good at your job that you think you’re famous, but you’re just a glorified office worker with a big head.

I get a free coffee every day. That’s celebrity status, baby.

I’m on the company LinkedIn. That’s basically a red carpet.

I told my boss I was going to be on a podcast. He said, 'You’re not.'