I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE - You think you’re special because you wear a badge, but you’r

You think you’re special because you wear a badge, but you’re just a janitor with a delusion.

I clean the bathrooms. That’s like being a rockstar in the 80s.

I got a new uniform. That’s a promotion, not a costume.

I told the CEO I was going to be on TV. He said, 'You’re not.'