I always share with my buddy - The joke you tell a girl when you hand her body parts to you

The joke you tell a girl when you hand her body parts to your friend like it’s a free sample at a buffet and you’re just being generous.

I always share with my buddy when I let my friend bite my crush’s arm at the party.

I always share with my buddy when I let my pal grab my date’s leg at the restaurant.

I always share with my buddy when I let my friend try my ex’s hand at the grocery store.