I almost shed a tear.

My dog died and I still didn't cry. You're a disgrace.

I got a C on my math test. I almost cried. Then I remembered I'm still better than you.

I watched my little brother eat a whole pizza. I almost cried. Then I ate the rest.

I saw my mom cry. I almost cried. Then I yelled at her for being weak.

My ex came back. I almost cried. Then I called him a f***ing loser.

I got dumped. I almost cried. Then I cried on my best friend's shoulder.

My dad left me. I almost cried. Then I told him I'd be rich and famous one day.

I failed my test. I almost cried. Then I told my teacher to go f*** herself.

I got stuck in traffic. I almost cried. Then I yelled at the car in front of me.