i almost got head - to almost get head is when you think you’re about to get hea

to almost get head is when you think you’re about to get head, but then you realize you’re still stuck with your old life and your old problems.

I almost got head when I thought my crush liked me back, but then I saw her texting her ex.

I almost got head when I got a job offer, but then I realized it was at a fast food place.

I almost got head when I thought I passed my math test, but then I saw the questions I missed.