i almost got head - to almost get head is when you feel like you're on the edge

to almost get head is when you feel like you're on the edge of getting head, but then you fall off and land in the trash.

I almost got head when I asked my teacher for an extension, but then I got a pop quiz the next day.

I almost got head when I almost got into my dream school, but then I messed up the interview.

I almost got head when I almost got a date, but then my dog ate my pants.