i ain't wearin' one
This is what criminals say when they're too dumb to use a condom. They just want to get the girl pregnant and then blame the baby on the whole neighborhood.
"I ain't wearin' one, I'm just here to pop a kid.", Said by a guy who got three kids pregnant.
"I ain't wearin' one, I'm too busy thinking about my next robbery.", Said by a guy who got caught with a baby in the bank.
"I ain't wearin' one, I just want my name on the birth certificate.", Said by a guy who got a girl pregnant in the park.