i ain't wearin' one
This is what criminals say when they're too cheap to buy a condom. They’d rather get the girl pregnant and then have to pay child support for the rest of their lives.
"I ain't wearin' one, I'm saving my money for my next robbery.", Said by a guy who got caught with a baby in the police station.
"I ain't wearin' one, I'm too cheap for that.", Said by a guy who got a girl pregnant at the gas station.
"I ain't wearin' one, I just want my name on the birth certificate.", Said by a guy who got a girl pregnant in the jail.