I ain't here to fuck spiders - A very rude reply used when someone asks a question that's s

A very rude reply used when someone asks a question that's so easy even a spider would know the answer.

'What time is it?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Did you pass the exam?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Can you fix my computer?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'