I ain't here to fuck spiders - A very offensive way to say you're too lazy to even try to a

A very offensive way to say you're too lazy to even try to answer the question.

'What’s your favorite color?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Do you want to go to school?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Why are you wearing socks inside out?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'