I ain't giving no fucks - They're so unbothered they could eat a whole pizza and still

They're so unbothered they could eat a whole pizza and still say it's barely okay.

My dad said I was going to be poor. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna be poor and rich at the same time.

My crush asked me out again. I said no again. I ain't giving no fucks. He’s probably gonna quit life.

My dog ate my homework again. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna get a new dog and he’s gonna be sad.