I ain't giving no fucks - They're so indifferent they could watch a goat eat a pizza a

They're so indifferent they could watch a goat eat a pizza and still say it's delicious.

My brother stole my phone. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna get a new phone and he’s gonna be sad.

My crush asked me out again. I said no again. I ain't giving no fucks. He’s probably gonna die.

My dog peed on my bed. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna sleep on the floor.