I ain't gettin' on no plane - A loud, angry declaration from someone who thinks planes are

A loud, angry declaration from someone who thinks planes are just tin cans waiting to crash into the sky.

I ain't gettin' on no plane. I'd rather walk to Mars than fly in that death trap.

No way I'm gettin' on that plane. Last time I flew, the toilet clogged and the pilot had a meltdown.

I ain't gettin' on no plane. I'd rather be eaten by a shark than be squished like a sardine in a tin can.