I Ain't Ever Seen 2 Pretty Best Friends
You can’t have two hot best friends. One of them has to be a mess. If both are hot, they’re cheating on you or making a pact.
My best friend is hot. I’m hot. We made a pact to take down the school’s ugliest teacher.
They’re both hot and best friends. They must be working together to trick me.
They’re both pretty. I don’t like it. They’re probably plotting to get me dumped.