I ahhsked
When someone’s yapping about something that’s completely irrelevant and everyone’s just tired of it, you can say 'I asked' in a British accent to let them know they’re annoying and no one gives a damn.
'I asked,' my mom said after I explained why my sock was blue for the third time that day.
'I asked,' my friend said when I went on about my lunch for five minutes straight.
'I asked,' my neighbor shouted from across the street after I told him about my pet turtle’s feelings.