I accept - I accept means I'm either too dumb to argue or too lazy to f

I accept means I'm either too dumb to argue or too lazy to fight back. It also means I'm letting you walk all over me like a rug.

I accept, bro. Your mom's a witch and I'm too tired to care.

I accept. You just called me a f***ing donkey and I'm too drunk to deny it.

I accept. You said my hair looks like a raccoon's nest and I'm too broke to buy a comb.