h'orsh'it
Feminists tried to make a fancy word for 'he or she' and got 'h'orsh'it'. It’s like they took a spelling test and failed. It’s the worst word since 'fornication'.
My teacher said, 'The h'orsh'it is going to the store.' I asked, 'Is it a boy or a girl? Or is it a monster?'
My friend’s pet rabbit is named 'h'orsh'it' because it’s weird and sometimes eats my homework.
My brother texted me: 'My mom called me h'orsh'it because she thinks I’m a girl.' I laughed so hard I cried.