h'orsh'it
Feminists tried to fix 'he or she' and made 'h'orsh'it'. It’s like they took a word and turned it into a joke. It’s the word you yell when you’re confused and angry at the same time.
My teacher wrote 'h'orsh'it' on the board and said, 'This is your new name for the rest of the year.' I groaned and threw a pencil.
My friend’s dog ran into the school and the principal called it 'h'orsh'it' because it was weird and smelled like a garbage can.
My mom said, 'You’re acting like a h'orsh'it today!' I replied, 'I am, and I’m proud of it!'