H.O.P.S.
The biggest reason why your life is going to hell, like a bad pizza that you ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
My job got stuck in a meeting because of HOPS, and now we’re all late for dinner.
My brother’s girlfriend is a HOP, and she’s holding him back from getting a real job.
I got stuck behind a HOP in the grocery line, and she was arguing with the cashier about the price of a bag of chips.