H.O.O.W.D.
So wasted on wedding day, they looked like they had been hit by a truck and then kicked.
Bride: 'I couldn't even see the dress. I thought I was wearing pants.'
Groom: 'I tried to kiss her, but I hit the cake. It was like a war zone.'
Wedding Guest: 'They were both crying and laughing. It was like a weird movie.'