H.O.F.A.R.
You're getting teased because you're a total embarrassment.
You tried to be funny and said nothing. Your friend said, 'You're H. O. F. A. R. I'm giving you a 37 for silence.'
You tried to be smart and said nonsense. Your teacher said, 'You're H. O. F. A. R. I'm giving you a 37 for nonsense.'
You tried to be strong and cried. Your dad said, 'You're H. O. F. A. R. I'm giving you a 37 for strength.'