H.O.B.C. - When you’re pretending to be chill, but you’re actually dyin

When you’re pretending to be chill, but you’re actually dying inside from embarrassment.

I tried to H. O. B. C. with my crush, but I tripped over my own feet.

I said I was H. O. B. C. ing, but I was just texting my best friend about how bad I looked.

I tried to be cool, but my dog ran into the store and knocked over a display.