H.O.B.C. - When you’re just trying to look cool, but you’re actually a

When you’re just trying to look cool, but you’re actually a hot mess.

I’m H. O. B. C. ing at the park, but I forgot my shoes and my pants are on backwards.

I said I was H. O. B. C. ing, but I was just eating pizza out of a bag and crying.

I tried to be cool, but my mom showed up and yelled at me for being late.