H.O.B.C.
A stupid way to say you're hanging out and trying to act like you're not a total loser.
I said I was H. O. B. C. ing, but I was just sitting on the floor eating chips.
I’m H. O. B. C. ing with my friends, but I got kicked out for fighting.
I tried to be cool, but I got stuck in the elevator with my math teacher.