H.O.B.C. - A fake excuse to avoid doing something you don’t want to do.

A fake excuse to avoid doing something you don’t want to do.

I’m H. O. B. C. ing at the library, but I’m actually hiding from my math test.

I said I was H. O. B. C. ing, but I was just playing video games on my phone.

I’m pretending to be cool so I don’t have to clean my room.