H.I.V.I.P.
Fancy gay men in Hollywood who think they’re the most important people, even if they’re sick and probably don’t deserve it.
‘That H. I. V. I. P. just walked in. He’s got a virus and a crown. I’ve got a virus and a headache.’
‘They’re H. I. V. I. P. s. They get the best seats, the best looks, and the best germs.’
‘I wish I was a H. I. V. I. P. I’d have better hair and less germs.’