H.I.Q.
H. I. Q. is like H. I. V. but it’s for the dumbest dumbass bitches who think they’re smart
She got H. I. Q. from a guy who still uses 'literally' wrong
He got H. I. Q. from a guy who still thinks 2021 was the last year
She got H. I. Q. from a guy who still thinks 'y’all' is a real word